79 Hilarious Real Estate Jokes Puns Pick Up Lines The Close Real estate stories. u humbleagentiam. • real estate stories. just want to vent a bit: dealing with clients, i've seen my fair share of doozies. some of them have been shockingly racist, sexist, erratic, or just flat out bonkers. one of my recent buyers, bless her heart, decided to try and pull the plug on a deal just a week before closing. 4. a natural miracle: a realtor’s brain is a miracle of nature. it starts working the day they’re born and stops working as soon as they need to pitch a homeowner. 5. the two story house: my clients put in an offer on a two story house. one story before the offer, another story after the offer. 6.
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